Pens and Paws |
A chronicle of life with dogs, or what you will. By Jessi Chartier |
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Notes I can has Spring?Maddy: Outside!!! Oscar: What is this goo all over the ground? Maddy: Freedom! Oscar: Eewww, and it's sticking to my paws. Maddy: Who cares? It's slippery and slidy. Look how far I can slide! Oscar: Oh, how horrible: your entire underbelly is covered in it. Maddy: It smells awesome! I'm gonna roll in it! Oscar: You are really quite dim, aren't you? This is why you get gunk in your ears. Maddy: What? Oscar: Well, at least you're amusing. Maddy: I has to pee. Oscar: The corner over there is always a safe spot. Maddy: Ok! Oscar: I suppose I should find a spot myself. Maddy: All done! Oscar: I do enjoy this patch of grass over h - wait, where is the grass? Let me check my back up. Maddy: At least all that nasty cold frozen stuff is gone. Oscar: Yes. But where is the brown, flat grass that was just here yesterday? Maddy: I'll find it! Oscar: I can smell it, but I can't see it. How odd. Maddy: I'll run around this earthy goo and find it. Ooh! I bet it's underground. I should dig. *I come walking out* Me: What's going on out here? Maddy! Stop digging in the yard. Oh dear lord, you're covered in mud. Maddy: What? Oscar: I warned her. Me: Would you just pick a spot and go potty, Oscar. We don't have all day. Especially now. Maddy: I love mud! Oscar: Alright, alright. *wanders* Me: Go potty! Oscar: Fine. (pause) Happy? Me: Good boy. Inside you two. I'll get the tub running. *Maddy prancing into the house* Maddy: Run?! Hooray! Me: Did you have fun outside, Oscar? Oscar: I hate Spring. -
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